I was thrilled to hear that Trump selected When They Go Low, We Go Haiku as the first volume to be included in his future Presidential Lie-brary. I also heard that Melania read the book to elementary school children as part of her "Be Best" campaign. She told them that it was the best book she'd ever read. When asked how he liked the book, Vladimir Putin kept repeating, "No collusion. No collusion." And he is correct. I did not collude with the Russians to write the book. Believe me! Kim Jong-Un received a copy of the book from Trump as a gift, and he said that the two are now even more in love. Glad I could help!
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Update #1 was posted on December 20 to help you keep up with significant changes since the book was published. It is impossible to keep up with everything since there is a shroud of secrecy over much of what is going on. I will do my best.
Most everyone knows about the possibility of the existence of the pee-pee tape. What about the bee-bee tape? It has come to my attention from the many people who have told me that this videotape sent to me in an unmarked package is even Biglier. I would share it with you but my attorney, Saul Goodman, told me to hold off. Let me just describe it for you.
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